
Someone Handed me this today. We have to laugh at ourselves sometimes.
Excuse the French! And take no offense...hey that rhymes!
Religious Truths
.Taoism-Shit Happens
.Buddhism- If shit happens, it really Isn't shit.
.Hinduism- This shit has happened before.
.Islam-If shit happens it is the will of Allah.
.Catholicism-Shit Happens because you deserve it.
.Protestantism-Work harder, or shit will happen.
.7th day Adventist-shit happens on Saturdays.
.Unitarian-What is this shit.
.Mormon-Shit happens again and again and again.
.Judaism-Why does this shit always happen to me?
.Rastafarian's-Let's smoke this shit!
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